MOAR

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Dear Shiny Happy Person who’d like to become my five-minute friend, I would love to donate to the cause you’re hustling collecting for, really, I would. But first, I feel it is my duty to draw your attention to an even worthier cause, one that lies closer to home.

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They're really annoying, you're doing them and you need to stop doing them before the internet's collective tard level reaches critical mass. Got that?

princes street trams

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Five reasons why the Edinburgh trams could fail. Because pessimism is great fun.

yummy mummies

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If you've begun trading boozy nights out for cookery shows and farmers' markets, be careful – you might be turning into a homemaker.

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Jizzus Christ – twisted freak or silent guardian?

secret plumber

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What The Secret Plumber’s Twitter meltdown can teach us about etiquette, bad driving and social media. And bad plumbing too, of course.