Woman attempts to restore fresco. EverythingWentWorseThanExpected.jpg. Twitter laughs its ass off. Woman goes to hell.

Do you know your Linux from your LOIC? Have you ever told someone to delete System 32? Ed Uncovered is looking for a tech-minded apprentice to join our highly-unmotivated team of talented wastrels.

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Glasgow, we love you. Edinburgh, we love you more. Here’s why.

What a shitty week it’s been for LinkedIn. Could things get any worse for the beleaguered business network? Probably not, but we’ll certainly do our best to gratuitously stick the boot in.

Dear Shiny Happy Person who’d like to become my five-minute friend, I would love to donate to the cause you’re hustling collecting for, really, I would. But first, I feel it is my duty to draw your attention to an even worthier cause, one that lies closer to home.

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What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? Ed Uncovered recounts five complete shockers.