Bazookas and puppies; airbags and sweater meat. Breast names are like breasts: you can never have too many.

Sadly, not all of us are blessed with boobs.

Sprinkle titties

If you don’t have breasts in your life, you can still choose good names for them. Women name their future children years in advance. Why shouldn’t men name their future pillows?

Play your cards right and one day you might get to meet a real pair. In the flesh.

bitty little britain

“Bitty”

Lest Ed Uncovered be labelled a one-trick pony, we’ve widened our remit from naming male and female genitalia to naming boobies. You’ve no idea how proud our mothers are.

Are you ready? All aboard the breast express.

Names for breasts

★ Brad Pitts

★ Brads

★ Britneys

★ Bikini Stuffers

★ Airbags

★ Muchachasoranges like breasts

★ Bonnie & Clyde

★ Dairy pillows

★ Hooters

★ Knockers

★ Norks

★ Duds

★ Duddies

★ Jugs

★ Globes

★ Melons

★ Baps

wrecking ball nicolas cage

Immature names for breasts

★ Boobies

★ Titties

★ Chihuahuas

★ Gazongas

★ Chi chis

 

Girly names for breasts

★ Boobs

 

Scottish names for breasts

★ Chebs

Words you can use in the bedroom

★ Tits

 

my eyes are up hereNames for big breasts

★ Zeppelins

★ Lewinskis

★ Goodyears

★ Sweater stretchers

★ Traffic stoppers

★ Wife material

★ Speed bumps (cos they’ll slow you down as you’re travelling south)

 

Names for small breasts

★ Bee stings

★ Cupcakes

★ Fried eggs

★ Molehills

★ Tetitas

★ JB

 

Cute names for breasts

★ Snuggle pups

 

Names for pointy breasts

★ Nose cones

 

milky breastsNames for lactating breasts

★ Milk ducts

★ Udders

★ Double lattes

★ Lactoids

★ Bitty nozzles

★ Baby feeders

★ Lecheras

Spanish names for breasts

★ Muchachas

★ Mamas

★ Tetas

★ Pechugas

★ Senos

★ Melones

★ Lolas

★ Ubres

★ Pomelos

★ Pasitas

★ Delantera

★ Bolsa de aire

★ Pechos

★ Bubis

 

Breast names no one uses, but should

why cant i hold all these feels★ Flesh bulbs

★ Chitty bang bangs

★ Feel stations

★ L1 and L2

 

Breaking Bad names for breasts

★ Heisenbergs

★ Saul Goodmans

★ Walt Jrs

★ Pinkmans

 

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