“The Scottish Play”

Nessie the Loch Ness Monster
Children's Theatre/Puppetry
Fairmilehead Parish Church Hall
10th - 18th August

 Ever since the dawn of the Toy Story dynasty, us grown-ups have been spoiled when it comes to children’s entertainment. No longer must we sit wearily, finger-tapping and text messaging while our progeny chortle their way through some fatuous fairy tale in which everyone lives happily ever after. To succeed in today’s congested industry, it’s not the kids you have to win over – it’s their parents. Get the adults onside with some self-deprecating humour and pop culture satire and you’re onto a sure-fire winner.

For the grown-ups who can patiently endure the show, there’s always the prospect of alcohol in liver-collapsing quantities to enjoy later at the Fringe’s numerous pop-up bars.

Someone clearly forget to share this formula with International Purves Puppets however. Their production of Nessie the Loch Ness Monster is selfishly aimed at kids – and kids alone. This colourful puppet show is just the ticket for toddlers, who’ll relish the charmingly-designed sets and engaging narrative. For the grown-ups who can patiently endure the 90-minute production, there’s always the prospect of alcohol in liver-collapsing quantities to enjoy later at the Fringe’s numerous pop-up bars.

Our puppet cast includes Hughie McDhui, who hails from Drumnadrochit, Mairi Glengarry and nasty uncle Naggie McCraggie. Then we have the star of the show, a bunnet-wearing Nessie who eats thistles and extols the merits of Irn-Bru. Short of The Krankies being carried on stage by Sean Connery, this show could scarcely be more shortbread tin Scottish. All together now: “Ach aye the noo.”

—★★★—

Kitty’s verdict? “Crivvens!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month, Ed Uncovered will be reviewing 25 Fringe shows, from kids’ to comedy. Whether they be good, bad or utterly soporific, you can get the lowdown in our Fringe 2012 section, which will be updated daily.

Since our last attempt at a rating system (scoring video games out of 79) was such a raging success, we’ve decided to adopt an entirely new system for the Fringe: each show’s rating will be represented as a shooped reaction face. Of a cat. Because…well, just because. We’ve got an entire folder of this cat’s RFs, and it seems only right to put them to good use, helping people make an informed decision about the merits of each show. Let kitty be your guide, cos that’s as close to a rating system as you’re gonna get.