Ed Uncovered reviews a YouTube video. Why? Because YOLO.
A bunch of pissed freshers spill out of a club at 4am, start spontaneously brawling and the police want to blame Twitter? Seems legit.
There we were, trying to think up tenuous ways to squeeze the Bateman meme into another blog when disaster struck: a praying mantis flew in the window and began attacking.
Woman attempts to restore fresco.
Twitter laughs its ass off.
Woman goes to hell.
You don’t have to watch a man propel himself through a packed commuter train on a fire extinguisher to know that Russians are fucking crazy. But you’re going to.
Ice hockey without violence is about as appealing as watching lesbian porn. Unless there’s a money shot – simultaneously administered by 12 guys – I just can’t fap to this. Recognising the inherent gayness of their sport, the Devils and Rangers teams decide to skip all the pointless scissoring and cut to the chase. Result? Testosterone and spaghetti at 12 paces. Faptastic.
The Beastie Boys fought for our right to party, and Corey Worthington is on a mission to ensure their sacrifice wasn’t in vain. After throwing a riotous bash of Barrymore-esque proportions, Corey’s god-tier status is assured thanks to an apology that’s as genuine as a porn starlet’s orgasm. Total. Hero.