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Watching lulzy videos on YouTube is a great way of deferring work, study and even your entire life. Sometimes though, there simply isn’t enough time to take in the best of YouTube – especially when you’re simultaneously trying to torrent The Pirate Bay’s entire hentai collection before the boss returns and catches you abusing the company’s VPN. For this reason – and this reason alone – EU is pleased to bring you The Best of YouTube, as collated by us. We’ve also provided a tl;dr summary for each video, so you don’t even have to watch the footage if you’re pushed for time. After all, that Venus Five anime collection isn’t going to download itself.
Things to Do When Nothing’s on the Telly – Rantum Scantum Review
Ed Uncovered reviews a YouTube video. Why? Because YOLO.
read morePissed Glaswegians Riot. Pigs Blame Twitter. Internet ROFLs.
A bunch of pissed freshers spill out of a club at 4am, start spontaneously brawling and the police want to blame Twitter? Seems legit.
read moreMantis Attacks EU Office, Mass Panic Ensues
There we were, trying to think up tenuous ways to squeeze the Bateman meme into another blog when disaster struck: a praying mantis flew in the window and began attacking.
read moreHere’s One I Botched Earlier – Fresco Lady Trolls Church
Woman attempts to restore fresco.
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Twitter laughs its ass off.
Woman goes to hell.
Russians – They Crazy
You don’t have to watch a man propel himself through a packed commuter train on a fire extinguisher to know that Russians are fucking crazy. But you’re going to.
read moreWhen Ice Hockey Goes Right
Ice hockey without violence is about as appealing as watching lesbian porn. Unless there’s a money shot – simultaneously administered by 12 guys – I just can’t fap to this. Recognising the inherent gayness of their sport, the Devils and Rangers teams decide to skip all the pointless scissoring and cut to the chase. Result? Testosterone and spaghetti at 12 paces. Faptastic.
read moreBest Street Party Ever
The Beastie Boys fought for our right to party, and Corey Worthington is on a mission to ensure their sacrifice wasn’t in vain. After throwing a riotous bash of Barrymore-esque proportions, Corey’s god-tier status is assured thanks to an apology that’s as genuine as a porn starlet’s orgasm. Total. Hero.
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