Bazookas and puppies; airbags and sweater meat. Breast names are like breasts: you can never have too many.

Sadly, not all of us are blessed with boobs.

Sprinkle titties

If you don’t have breasts in your life, you can still choose good names for them. Women name their future children years in advance. Why shouldn’t men name their future pillows?

Play your cards right and one day you might get to meet a real pair. In the flesh.

bitty little britain


Lest Ed Uncovered be labelled a one-trick pony, we’ve widened our remit from naming male and female genitalia to naming boobies. You’ve no idea how proud our mothers are.

Are you ready? All aboard the breast express.

Names for breasts

★ Brad Pitts

★ Brads

★ Britneys

★ Bikini Stuffers

★ Airbags

★ Muchachasoranges like breasts

★ Bonnie & Clyde

★ Dairy pillows

★ Hooters

★ Knockers

★ Norks

★ Duds

★ Duddies

★ Jugs

★ Globes

★ Melons

★ Baps

wrecking ball nicolas cage

Immature names for breasts

★ Boobies

★ Titties

★ Chihuahuas

★ Gazongas

★ Chi chis


Girly names for breasts

★ Boobs


Scottish names for breasts

★ Chebs

Words you can use in the bedroom

★ Tits


my eyes are up hereNames for big breasts

★ Zeppelins

★ Lewinskis

★ Goodyears

★ Sweater stretchers

★ Traffic stoppers

★ Wife material

★ Speed bumps (cos they’ll slow you down as you’re travelling south)


Names for small breasts

★ Bee stings

★ Cupcakes

★ Fried eggs

★ Molehills

★ Tetitas

★ JB


Cute names for breasts

★ Snuggle pups


Names for pointy breasts

★ Nose cones


milky breastsNames for lactating breasts

★ Milk ducts

★ Udders

★ Double lattes

★ Lactoids

★ Bitty nozzles

★ Baby feeders

★ Lecheras

Spanish names for breasts

★ Muchachas

★ Mamas

★ Tetas

★ Pechugas

★ Senos

★ Melones

★ Lolas

★ Ubres

★ Pomelos

★ Pasitas

★ Delantera

★ Bolsa de aire

★ Pechos

★ Bubis


Breast names no one uses, but should

why cant i hold all these feels★ Flesh bulbs

★ Chitty bang bangs

★ Feel stations

★ L1 and L2


Breaking Bad names for breasts

★ Heisenbergs

★ Saul Goodmans

★ Walt Jrs

★ Pinkmans


"Breaking Bad" Star, RJ Mitte, Celebrates 21st Birthday At Ghostbar Inside Palms Casino Resort

By Ed Uncovered


50 Great Names for Breasts

Breast names are like breasts: you can never have too many in your life. 50 great names for breasts cos they’re not gonna name themselves.

50 Great Names for Police

Beautiful names for police. Because why call cops cops when you can call them buzzkill and boydem?

50 Great Names for Death

From murder to suicide and scaphism to stroke, these are the world’s greatest names for death. Don’t kill anyone until you’ve read this.

50 Great Names for Your Period

Colourful names for the most colourful time in a woman’s life. Because why have a period when you can birth a blood diamond and have a red wedding?

50 Great Names for Sex

Why make love for the sole purpose of procreation when you can blow out some dick snot for the sole purpose of flushing the cache? 50 disgusting names for sex.

50 Great Names for Vagina

Yeah, we went there. 50 vaginal names for all occasions. You’ll never call it a vajayjay again. (SFW)

50 Great Names for Masturbation

Why jack it in San Diego when you can drain the vein and siphon the python? Favourite names for the world’s favourite pastime.

50 Great Names for Drunk

Choosing to get drunk is easy. Choosing the right name for drunk is hard. Here, have some help.

50 Great Names for Cum

“Sorry mother but there appears to be pecker snot on my smalls.” 50 great names for cum? One of them’s bound to stick.

50 Great Names for Fat

Don’t shame fat people – shame butter slugs, cheese hogs and gravy dumpsters. 50 calorific names for fat, because lulz.

50 Great Names for Taking a Dump

Awesome names for pooping. Because why take a crap when you can honk out a dirt snake?

50 Great Names for Female Masturbation

Are you sitting comfortably, ladies? Then unclasp your ham wallet and let’s begin. It’s time to butter the whisker biscuit.