50 Great Names for Your Period
Colourful names for the most colourful time in a woman’s life. Because why have a period when you can birth a blood diamond and have a red wedding?
Category: 50 Names
50 Great Names for Police
Beautiful names for police. Because why call cops cops when you can call them buzzkill and boydem?
50 Great Names for Taking a Dump
Awesome names for pooping. Because why take a crap when you can honk out a dirt snake?
50 Great Names for Fat
Don’t shame fat people – shame butter slugs, cheese hogs and gravy dumpsters. 50 calorific names for fat, because lulz.
50 Great Names for Sex
Why make love for the sole purpose of procreation when you can blow out some dick snot for the sole purpose of flushing the cache? 50 disgusting names for sex.
50 Great Names for Death
From murder to suicide and scaphism to stroke, these are the world’s greatest names for death. Don’t kill anyone until you’ve read this.
50 Great Names for Female Masturbation
Are you sitting comfortably, ladies? Then unclasp your ham wallet and let’s begin. It’s time to butter the whisker biscuit.
50 Great Names for Masturbation
Why jack it in San Diego when you can drain the vein and siphon the python? Favourite names for the world’s favourite pastime.
50 Great Names for Cum
“Sorry mother but there appears to be pecker snot on my smalls.” 50 great names for cum? One of them’s bound to stick.
50 Great Names for Drunk
Choosing to get drunk is easy. Choosing the right name for drunk is hard. Here, have some help.
50 Great Names for Breasts
Breast names are like breasts: you can never have too many in your life. 50 great names for breasts cos they’re not gonna name themselves.
50 Great Names for Penis
50 great names for penis, because sometimes ‘womb raider’ just won’t do. As the saying goes, when life hands you a big bag of dicks, make a blog with them.
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