Colourful names for the most colourful time in a woman’s life. Because why have a period when you can birth a blood diamond and have a red wedding?
Category: 50 Names
Beautiful names for police. Because why call cops cops when you can call them buzzkill and boydem?
Awesome names for pooping. Because why take a crap when you can honk out a dirt snake?
Don’t shame fat people – shame butter slugs, cheese hogs and gravy dumpsters. 50 calorific names for fat, because lulz.
Why make love for the sole purpose of procreation when you can blow out some dick snot for the sole purpose of flushing the cache? 50 disgusting names for sex.
From murder to suicide and scaphism to stroke, these are the world’s greatest names for death. Don’t kill anyone until you’ve read this.
Are you sitting comfortably, ladies? Then unclasp your ham wallet and let’s begin. It’s time to butter the whisker biscuit.
Why jack it in San Diego when you can drain the vein and siphon the python? Favourite names for the world’s favourite pastime.
“Sorry mother but there appears to be pecker snot on my smalls.” 50 great names for cum? One of them’s bound to stick.
Choosing to get drunk is easy. Choosing the right name for drunk is hard. Here, have some help.
Breast names are like breasts: you can never have too many in your life. 50 great names for breasts cos they’re not gonna name themselves.
50 great names for penis, because sometimes ‘womb raider’ just won’t do. As the saying goes, when life hands you a big bag of dicks, make a blog with them.