The Mastery of Mog

“Ma only purpose on this earth is takin aw that ah’m owed

Wanted man, so ah’m residin in a foreign abode” (Real)

 

“Somebody tell me how it came tae this

Blade in ma fist

Shakin as ah stare at ma wrist” (Darkest Knight)

“Wae the world on ma shooders an a mic in ma mittens

I pledge allegiance tae ma region as I’m solemnly spittin

Cough a lung

The S on ma chest stauns for Scum

A clever cookie, here’s a crumb

Wae the best thoughts tae come’ (A Scum First)

 

‘Ah’ll shovel shit, swim in the dirt and the grit

Tae huv you cunts in a fit’s worth aw ma cunning an wit’ (A Scum First)

 

‘Reside in Scotland

Want pide for the shite ah’m talkin

An this big behind ah’m clockin’s

As fine as the line ah’m walkin’ (Jist Fur Fun)

 

‘Ah’ll still be up the morra

Caffeinated aff a cappuccino

Dazed and in the darkness

Gettin wasted watchin Tarantino

Jackie Brown tae seein Bill get killed by Samurai, it shows ye

Everybody hinks they’re Death Proof till they diagnose ye’ (Jist Fur Fun)

 

‘At the end ay a long day

Ye let your hair doon an your song play

And wonder why the last ten years went the wrong way’ (Moovin On)

 

‘Ah’m gonnae miss the weans fightin on a Friday pished

And a Monday and a Tuesday and you get the gist

Another hing ah’m gonnae definitely miss is this

Pennin thoughts in ma bed wae a spliff’ (Moovin On)

 

‘But it’ll never be the same

Friends and lovers change

Everybody’s grown up an they’re huvin weans’ (Moovin On)

 

‘If people knew they’d hink you’re crazy, oot your mind

Cos ye miss a childhood that ye hated at the time’ (Moovin On)

 

‘If ma lips are dry

It’s cos ah kissed the sky

Let’s review

I used tae be blue

And so see-through

But wae ma soul renewed

Just try an stop me noo’ (Stop Me Now)

 

‘Truth be told, ah wis raised in hell

Sometimes ah want tae get a gun an Cobain masel

But ah take comfort in the beauty ay rhyme and hip-hop

It’s the only hing that saved ma life, nae shit talk’ (Saving Grace)

 

‘Even though ah see a ton ay ignorance

The only hing that keeps ma faith in this world is innocence’ (Saving Grace)

 

‘You’ve just got wan ay the faces ah’d love tae fuck a puck aff

Want tae let us dae it? Ah’m tellin ye, it’ll be some laugh, nah?’ (n’ Whit)

 

‘Glesga rap? That cunt must be a head case

Just chuck your heids tae this till ye end up wae a neck brace’ (n’ Whit)

 

‘Sick ay hearin cunts go oan an oan aboot the ice they’ve goat

Ah’m skint as a joint, tellin it straighter than a line a coke’ (n’ Whit)

 

‘Ah rip tracks

In fact, ah spit facts

That crack the glass ceilin

An that’s a mad feelin

Clasp your hands kneelin

An ask for forgiveness

Ah’m the raw sickness

An you’re aw witness’ (Figure Me Oot)

 

‘Since light travels faster than sound

Maist people seem bright till they blabber their mouths’ (Figure Me Oot)

 

‘And you can bet your bottom baw hair that ah’m aw there an mair

So drap the act and put your hauns in the air’ (Figure Me Oot)

 

‘She’s dressed tae excite

An it’s midnight

As soon as the clock strikes twelve

It’s pigtails an a skirt that looks more like a belt

And as they say, the rest ay it is history

She must’ve really thought that you were born yesterday’ (Deep Breath)

 

‘If you’re no on each other’s case then you’re on each other’s mates

Changin faces tae get shady just like phoney number plates’ (Deep Breath)

 

‘Hauf the hings we did as minors an adult wouldnae dream ay

But that shit disnae define us, just part ay the journey really’ (B No Evil)

 

‘Is the complexity stressin ye?

Hus existence made a mess ay ye?

Is life affectin ye so bad ye cannae function sexually?’ (B No Evil)

 

‘Are you such a useless bore that cunts ignore your presence?

Or are you so over-amplified you come across aggressive?’ (B No Evil)

 

‘Snap oot the menopause

And get a fuckin pair a baws’ (B No Evil)

 

‘You’re no a child nae mair, it’s only weans that cry the blues

An yer feet are too small for ye tae be actin the size ay yer shoes’ (B No Evil)

 

‘Plot against me and your plans’ll get foiled like heroin’ (B No Evil)

 

‘Rape, murder, murder, rape

I used tae hate the murder rate

Noo every dunt ah take

Gradually numbs the hate’ (Cold In The Streets)

 

‘Everybody’s dodgy

Want tae prod ye wae a lockie

Tell ma maw ah’m sorry

But she’d’ve been better tae abort me’ (Cold In The Streets)

 

‘Somebody ran a razor doon ma face

Auld reliable

Noo ah’m easily identifiable’ (Cold In The Streets)

 

‘Done a lot ah’m urnae proud ay

It goes wae the turf

Robbin ma folks tae get puff

Sellin ma soul fur a burd’ (Trying To Forget)

 

‘Nae respect fur anybody when ah wis a youth

Just a glorified ned an ma scars are the proof’ (Trying To Forget)

 

‘It wis a summer’s night, back in the craziest time

Kickin aboot the park, stoned, gettin wasted on wine’ (Trying To Forget)

 

‘It’s amazin whit some liquid’ll dae

And in the annals ay this game I’m the sickest tae play’ (Don’t Speak)

 

‘Cunt’s say ‘you’re the man, you’re the rawest when you speak’

But ah get maist ah ma material fae watchin Dawson’s Creek’ (True Colours)

 

‘Sucker for a love song

But never loved a burd long

Drink tae ah cannae hink

Puffin tae the hurt’s gone’ (True Colours)

 

‘Hired gun, shootin doon settlers in the Alamo

Every man’s fallible, sell their soul for a bag a gold

Howdy partner, ah’m a bounty huntin mouthy rapper

Lookin proudly dapper wae a cowboy hat aroon ma napper’

(Outlaw (Wild West))

 

‘Ridin tall in the saddle

Ah went fae bottom ay the barrel

Tae a conman robbin lawmen

Fur their horse an cattle’ (Outlaw (Wild West))

 

‘Stubborn western resident

Ma temper’s evident

When ah’v had one too many measurements’ (Outlaw (Wild West))

 

‘Bouncin tae Dogg Food

Pap on some Cube and Mog’s good

Chonged oot, watchin Boyz n the Hood’ (Old School Ways)

 

‘Pennies fur thoughts in ma melody box

An ah’m meant tae be hotter than kissin the sun

Skint as the knees on your burd

But ye don’t hear me bitchin

Ah’ve awready won’ (So Many Mics)

 

‘There’s somethin wrang when hauf the homes have got ASBOs

An cunts need tae be in fur seven o’clock or the tag glows’ (Fade Away)

 

‘Cunt’s are gettin colder, overdosin in shallow

When the polis hink ah’m traffickin snow like Sam Crow’ (Fade Away)

 

‘So if you thought ma fate wis sealed when they blew ma high

Bad news, ah refuse tae die’ (No Grave)